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A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the shoulder, and asks, "Who wrote this crap?" Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the dogs. A woman was taking a bath when she heard her doorbell ring. "Who is it?" she said. "Blind man," was the answer. "I'll be right there," she said. Without putting clothes on, she went to the door. A surprised man said, "where do you want these venetian blinds?" A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. He puts the lead on the dog and starts swinging it round through the air by it. The shop assistant is horrified by this cruelty and runs to fetch the manager. The manager rushes up to the blind man saying: "What the hell are you doing? Put that dog down immediately." The blind man replied, "I'm only having a look around." What are the bumps around a girl's nipples? They read "suck here" in braille. What do they teach a blind gynecolegist in med school? How to read lips!!! One day I was talking to my friend, and he said, "Yep, I'm color blind to one color." Then I asked him what color was he color blind to, and he said, "I don't know. I haven't seen it yet." Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your face? An unsightly facial hare! If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. Why are bats blind? Well, you wouldn't see too good if you hung upside-down all day, would you?