Blindness Purity Test

Welcome to the Blindness Purity Test. Here's your chance to see how messed up of a blind person you really are.

Answer the following questions truthfully. Put a check in the box for any item that you have done. All technicalities count.

For this test, the term blind refers to any person that is defined as "legally blind" by your government.1. Have you ever used your blindness to cut in line?

2. Have you ever asked for, or accepted help from someone you were attracted to when you really didn't need it?

3. Have you ever used sighted guide, to feel up on another person?

4. Have you ever used a guide dog to pick up men/women?

5. Have you ever used your cane as a weapon?

6. Have you ever used your blindness to get preferencial seating at a concert or other event?

7. Have you ever used your blindness to get a hands-on view at a strip club?

8. Have you ever used your blindness to get out of chores when you were a kid?

9. Do you still use your blindness to get out of doing chores?

10. Have you ever used a blindness item (talking watch, braille shirt, etc) to pick up men/women?

11. Have you ever written lude or obscene notes in braille?

12. Have you ever passed notes with another blind person in class?

13. Have you ever pretended to be taking notes or doing work with a notetaker or computer in class when you were really playing games or doing something else?

14. Have you ever used an electronic device (notetaker, computer with monitor off, etc.) to cheat on a test?

15. Have you ever used a reader, teacher's aid, or other person to knowingly cheat on a test?

16. Have you ever used your blindness to get more time on a project, when you really didn't need it?

17. Have you ever used your blindness to get out of a test or large project?

18. Have you ever used your blindness to get money from people, because they felt sorry for you?

19. Have you ever lied about a bill that you gave to another blind person (i.e. gave someone a $1 and said it was a $20)?

20. Have you ever played a practical joke on another blind person?

21. Have you ever used your blindness to get away with theft?

22. Have you ever used your blindness to avoid being arrested?

23. Have you ever lived for a year or more completely off government subsidies (not counting school)?

24. Have you ever requested or received more government aid than you were legally entitled (fabricating stories, lying to SSI about your employment, etc)?

25. Have you ever had someone buy you a drink, because you were blind?

26. Have you ever asked for a "disability discount" from some place that normally wouldn't give one?

27. Have you ever driven a car or other gas-powered vehicle?

28. Have you ever consistently poked your fingers in your eyes?

29. Have you ever consistently rocked in a place other than a rocking chair?

30. Have you ever been involved in a "Which screen reader is better?" debate?

31. Do you own copies of two or more screen access programs?

32. Have you ever pirated any blindness-related software products? Games count.

33. Have you ever created a way for other people to pirate blindness-related software (FTP server, DC hub, etc)?

34. Have you ever intentionally crashed someone else's computer using a screen reader or other blindness device (think bad words in Eloquence)?

35. Have you ever called into, or participated in a blindness-related radio show, podcast, or other broadcast?

36. Have you ever produced a segment for a blindness-related radio show or podcast (Main Menu, Blind Cool Tech, etc)?

37. Do you, or have you ever, created your own blindness-related radio show or podcast?

38. Do you, or have you ever, created or updated a blindness-specific web blog?

39. Do you, or have you ever, created or administered a blindness-related Email list or discussion group?

40. Have you ever written a blindness-related software program?

41. Have you paid for five or more accessible games?

42. Have you ever hacked an accessible game (changing sounds, etc)?

43. Have you ever attempted to hack any accessible device (notetaker, talking PDA, etc)?

44. Have you ever attempted to hack a blindness-related website?

45. Have you ever been able to identify a speech synthesizer that you heard in a movie or on TV or radio?

46. Have you ever created music using a speech synthesizer?

47. have you ever looked at pornography, while at a public computer facility?

48. Have you ever gotten drunk with a group of all blind people?

49. Have you ever lied about the contents of a drink that you made for another blind person?

50. Have you ever smoked marijuana or done other drugs with a group of all blind people?

51. Have you ever bought or sold drugs with another blind person?

52. Have you ever received pity sex because you were blind?

53. Have you ever had sex with another blind person?

54. Have you ever had sex with more than one blind person in a 24-hour period?

55. Have you had sex with at least 10 or more other blind people?

56. Have you ever had sex with the same blind person as your roommate?

57. Have you ever had sex with another blind person in a moving vehicle?

58. Have you ever been a threesome, orgy, etc. with all blind participants?

59. Have you ever stripped, walked around naked, etc. in front of another blind person without them knowing?

60. Have you ever masturbated in front of another blind person without them knowing?

61. Have you ever had sexual relations with someone in front of another blind person without them knowing?

62. Have you ever hit on, flirted with, or made a pass at a blindness instructor?

63. Have you ever had sex with a blindness instructor?

64. Have you ever got drunk or done drugs with a blindness instructor?

65. Have you ever used a cane, guide dog, or other mobility aid for sexual pleasure?

66. Have you ever read any accessible pornography magazines (braille Playboy, etc)?

67. Have you ever subscribed to any accessible pornography magazines (braille Playboy, etc)?

68. Have you ever downloaded audio pornography?

69. Have you ever paid for audio pornography?

70. Have you ever created audio pornography for yourself or someone else?

71. Have you ever listened to audio pornography while in a moving vehicle?

72. Have you ever listened to audio pornography while at class or work?

73. Have you ever watched pornography with another blind person?

74. Have you ever attended a camp for the blind?

75. Have you ever worked at a camp for the blind?

76. Have you ever been intoxicated at a camp for the blind (either as a camper or employee)?

77. Have you ever had sex while at a camp for the blind?

78. Have you ever attended a blindness training or rehabilitation center for the primary purpose of getting laid?

79. Have you attended three or more different blindness training centers?

80. Have you ever had sex while at a blindness training or rehabilitation center?

81. Have you ever got drunk or done drugs at a blindness training or rehabilitation center?

82. Have you ever been employed at a sheltered workshop for the blind (Industries for the Blind, etc)?

83. Have you ever been employed at a sheltered workshop for the blind for more than five years?

84. Have you ever been employed at a sheltered workshop for the blind after graduating college or another type of post-secondary institution?

85. Have you ever been involved with any blindness-specific vending programs such as the Business Enterprise Program?

86. Are you a member of any blindness community websites (Zone BBS, For the People, etc)?

87. Have you ever logged into any blindness community site for more than 4 hours straight?

88. Do you dread going on vacation because it will take you away from said blindness online community?

89. Have you ever paid for access to a blindness community site?

90. Have you ever used a blindness website to solicit cybersex, phone sex, Skype sex, or any similar type of online action?

91. Have you ever written about, or talked about sexually-related topics on a blindness community site?

92. Have you ever played an online game for more than 24 hours straight?

93. Have you ever called a telephone conference line to pick up men/women?

94. Have you ever masturbated while calling a telephone conference line?

95. Have you ever met in person, other than coincidence, someone you met on a blindness community site or telephone conference line?

96. Have you ever traveled more than 500 miles to meet a person such as above?

97. Have you ever been engaged or married to someone you met on a blindness community site or telephone conference line?

98. Have you ever attended a national blindness convention, for the primary purpose of getting laid?

99. Have you ever had sex at a national blindness convention?

100. Have you ever gotten drunk in front of the president of a national blindness organization?

That's it! Press the button below to find out how pure or unpure you really are.