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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee 
(par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! 

Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! 

Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him. 

Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? 

George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! 

Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George. 

Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. 

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

After a short pause ... 

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?